After spending a considerable about of money each month on repairs for my ride, I decided I would stopped by my local Ford Dealership this morning to look for a new truck.
While I was walking around the sales lot I saw a nice F-350 Crew Cab loaded with all the options that I like.
A few minutes later the salesperson (a lady wearing a ‘Hillary for President’ lapel pin) came out from the office with the keys, flipped them to me and I opened the doors.
She sat in the passenger seat next to me, and began describing the truck and all its options.
She told me about the automatic starter for those cold winter nights and hot summer days, she told me about the automatic wipers, the fog lamps, the UBS ports, the running boards, the clear coat.
Finally she explained that the electric seats were connected to the ventilation system and could be set to direct cool air to your butt in the summer and warm air to your butt in the winter.
So I mentioned that this must be a ‘Trump Truck.’ She looked at me a bit angry, and asked why I thought it was a ‘Trump Truck.’
I told her that if it were a Hillary Truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass all year ’round!
The two mile walk back to the dealership to pick up my truck was well worth it!